A simple cake made for a simple man. Vanilla cake with cream cheese frosting.
The Everything Cake
We take an extra stock of inventory every time we make this thing. This colossal gigantaminorstus has everything all in one dessert.
Stealable Chocolate Pie
Irresistible to everyone, you better keep a careful eye out when eating this. Made with Swiss chocolate, topped with meringue, whipped cream, and chocloate shavings.
Mighty Muffin
This thing is strong and built for people just like it. Made with blueberries packed with flavor.
The Dirty Doughnut
Could be used for dirty bulking or to act as a dirty treat for yourself alfter doing something discomforting. Filled with custard and topped with chocolate icing and a peanut butter wafer.
The Precious Pie
This pie is probably the best we've ever had, and most likely the best you will ever have too. Filled with strawberries and rasberries, tasty enough to blow the cash out of your safe.
